Plunder and Blunder
Father Captain Bingo Goodbeard
Halfling cleric captain with a good beard
Halfling Cleric 5
While working as a vicar in a halfling village, he accidentally won a ship in a beard competition. Despite being terrified of the sea, I he saw this as a sign from his goddess, Tymora so became a Captain. He also let god guide his path when choosing his crew, so accidentally became a pirate.